طيار عراقي
25-08-2011, 11:19 PM
Funny SMS
enjoy it
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS
^
^
^
hhhhhhhhhhhh
so funny
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
http://english4arab.net/vb/images/smilies/laugh_1.gif
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend
I have done !!!
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far
http://english4arab.net/vb/images/smilies/012.gif
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs……..
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad,
just a radio with a sports car around it.
http://english4arab.net/vb/images/smilies/57ar.gif
http://www.english4arab.net/vb/images/smilies/fsdfds.gifhttp://www.english4arab.net/vb/images/smilies/fsdfds.gif
Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?
son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush
TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing
we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Arshad: Me!
I wrote your name on sand,
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart &
i got Heart Attack.
Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down & then
.
.
.
I laugh againhttp://english4arab.net/vb/images/smilies/laugh_1.gif
The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”
A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife
Man 1:
“I m Always Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Business.”
Man 2:
“Why, What Do You Do?”
Man 1:
“i’ve A Company, Make
Tissue Papers
enjoy it
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS
^
^
^
hhhhhhhhhhhh
so funny
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
http://english4arab.net/vb/images/smilies/laugh_1.gif
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend
I have done !!!
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far
http://english4arab.net/vb/images/smilies/012.gif
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs……..
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad,
just a radio with a sports car around it.
http://english4arab.net/vb/images/smilies/57ar.gif
http://www.english4arab.net/vb/images/smilies/fsdfds.gifhttp://www.english4arab.net/vb/images/smilies/fsdfds.gif
Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?
son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush
TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing
we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Arshad: Me!
I wrote your name on sand,
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart &
i got Heart Attack.
Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down & then
.
.
.
I laugh againhttp://english4arab.net/vb/images/smilies/laugh_1.gif
The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”
A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife
Man 1:
“I m Always Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Business.”
Man 2:
“Why, What Do You Do?”
Man 1:
“i’ve A Company, Make
Tissue Papers