In the name of Allah

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MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

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Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need


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Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

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Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have"

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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway

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Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it..

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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either..
Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good

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hope you liked it
Peace
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Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Pupil : "The moon". Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need

he was very smart
and we have to thinking which more important the sun or the moon

thank you so much

In the Name Of Allah
well I think both of them are important for us each one in it's own way
thanx for being here brother Abo Mohammad
regards