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out of the mouth of kids
out of the mouth of kids http://www.alhsa.com/forum/imgcache/100729.imgcachehttp://www.alhsa.com/forum/imgcache/100729.imgcache Teacher: Donald, what am I going to do with you...........you do talk an awful lot in class Donald: Well, I can't help it. It's a family tradition, Mrs Hammersley Teacher: Eh? What? Just what do you mean by 'family tradition' ?? !!!!!!!!! Donald: Well, my granddad Archie was a street trader, and my father is a teacher Teacher: OK. What about your mother, though, Donald ?? Donald: Oh. She's a woman http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_5_5v.gif Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested ?? Harold: A teacher Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago Winnie: Me !!!! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_5_5v.gif Teacher: Why are you late, Frank ?? Frank: Because of the sign Teacher: What sign ?? Frank: The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_5_5v.gif Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America Maria: Here it is Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?? Class: Maria http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_5_5v.gif Little Michael watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.' Why do you do that, Mummy?' he asked 'To make myself beautiful', said his mother who then began removing the cream with a tissue 'What's the matter?' asked little Michael, 'Giving up ?? !!!!!!!!! In the end i beg your pardon readers for not translate it in arabic actually i wanted to do that but i wasted my time in the sbj decoration http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_7v.gif any way the words are not that difficult and you all gonna understand it see you soon |
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ur talking makes me smile i thought they dont becouse no1 pass over here that situation always happens 2 me when i write a sub no1 pass except u and other few members i think they dont care about what we have here in this section any way i like it so much |
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lol that's why i call it the ghosts section :D thanx 4 passing dear my best ooooh this's 4 u |
thanks alot for this fun ... You made me laugh dear |
Thank you very much subject very interesting and useful Narjees |
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