[Ahmad]

A British, an American and a Saudi died and all went to hell

The British said:
I miss England; I want to call England and see how
everybody is doing there....
He called and talked for about 5 minutes...

Then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call???

The devil goes five million dollars...

Five million dollars!!!

He made him a check and went to sit back on his chair....

The American was so jealous, he starts screaming, me too I want to call the United States , I want to see how everybody is doing
too....

He called! and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he said: well, devil

How much do I owe you! For the phone call????

The devil goes ten million dollars...

Ten million dollars!!!!!! He made him a check and went to sit back on his Chair...

The Saudi
was extremely jealous too... He starts screaming and Screaming, I want to call Saudi Arabia too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too, I wanna talk to everybody...
He called Saudi Arabia
And he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking....

Then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call????

devil goes: One dollar...

ONLY ONE DOLLAR?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The devil goes: yes, well......... From hell to hell, it's local!!!